Kermit

Returning to the subject of absurd names, I finally came across one that topples Saxby Chambliss from the number one spot. Today on MSN my brother told me the following story:

xxx@xxx.xxx says: sacha and i were in a posh church in nyc for easter sunday, full of really rich new york episcopalians. highly formal and fashionable. anyway the church was full and sacha and i are sitting there when sacha starts shaking, making the whole pew wobble. i say 'what's wrong?' and he shows me the easter sunday pamphlet which said that the day's flowers had been paid for

xxx@xxx.xxx says: by mister 'kermit t kuck'. at which point i start laughing as well and we nearly get thrown out of new york's most fashionable church.

Yes! Kermit T Kuck! I think this one might forever reign supreme.