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September 19, 2004

Man held over dead grandmother

Here's a headline for you: Man held over dead grandmother. I'll say it again, just for fun: MAN HELD OVER DEAD GRANDMOTHER. What kind of sadist would dangle a chap over his grandma's corpse? Was he vertical or horizontal? If the latter, was he facing towards her or away? How long was he held there? And who held him? Was some sort of winch involved? Did he wear a harness, or was he kept up by his waistband? These and many more questions swirl through my mind. Another question is: who the hell thought this was a good headline for a story about a guy being arrested in suspicion of murdering his nana?

For shame, BBC.

6 Comments:

At September 20, 2004 at 1:35 a.m. , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, sarahndipidee here from Xanga. thought I'd check out your new site. It's cool you have other contributers. Kinda gives your blog a schizo feel. A good schizo feel. Hope you'll still stop by once in a while.

Oh yeah, now I can actually read your posts better, too. (Xanga showed up as light grey text on my computer - almost impossible to see.)

 
At September 21, 2004 at 11:40 a.m. , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I hope they didn't hold that man over his dead grandmother so he could masturbate over her corpse. That would be necrophilia - which is pretty sick - and definitely not NEWS. Then again, this is CA-NAH-DUH, a country notable only for the high level of smugness and anality of its mainstream population.

 
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