Toffeewomble

Some alarming intelligence: my brother just set up a blog. Liberals everywhere are darting for cover, grandmothers are trembling under their duvets, once-peaceful woodland dells are scarred with the high-pitched screech of warring badgers.

He'll probably accidentally delete everything soon, though, bearing in mind this is the guy who didn't double-check he'd packed his laptop's power cable despite knowing that the battery is dead and it won't function without it before leaving on a two-week working vacation. So make the most of it while it lasts.